1. Never Show Up To Meetings Unprepared.
Miranda: Why is no one reeaaaaddddy.
You can’t half-ass your way through meetings/class/important presentations. Don’t do it.
2. Always Know The Important People In Your Field.
Andy: (On the phone) Could you please spell “Gaaabaanah”?
It’s “Gabbana,” bitch. You should always know who the key, very important people are in the place you work — even if you just got started on the job. When I worked at a fashion magazine I used to see the Editor-in-Chief around all the time, and I always made sure to hold the elevator door for them, say hello and smile with my eyes.
3. You Are What You Eat.
Nigel: Corn chowder. That’s an interesting choice. You do know the main ingredient in corn chowder is cellulite.
The other day I was eating donuts for breakfast in my office when…
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